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Me: I’m shopping at Aldi right now in an anti-Chinese protest.
Brian: That’s odd.
Me: Yeah I know – intentionally patronizing a French owned store to offset a Chinese boycott.
Brian: Offset? What are you talking about?
Me: Because the Chinese are boycotting Aldi
Me: So if the boycott has less effect the Chinese will feel like the paper tiger they are.
Me: So if the boycott has less effect the Chinese will feel like the paper tiger they are.
Brian: Ohhh. Hilarious! You are like a scab.
Me: “the scab China couldn’t pick off”
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