Kunming and the Cloudland Hostel

We arrived in Kunming on Monday morning and set out to find a hostel. We had heard good things about the Cloudland Hostel from other travelers, so we headed there. It is down a side alley, a bit tucked away, which makes it quieter and less busy. Walking in the door, we saw a small goldfish pool, ping pong table, and a pool table in the outside courtyard. We walked past these to the reception desk where they confirmed that they had a room for a couple of nights. It wasn’t ready yet, so we set our bags down and went into the lounge/restaurant area to wait. It has free Internet, a very cozy interior, and a nice cafĂ© feel.
One interesting thing is that it is heated by what I call “hot pots” because I don’t know what their real name is (not to be confused with the food dish “hot pot” which is a bunch of stuff in a bowl sitting over a flame in the middle of the table). These hot pots are small cast-iron cauldrons into which are placed pieces of charred wood. Because the wood is already burned, it produces no smoke and little flame. However, it gives off the perfect amount of heat to have close to a couch with a group of travelers huddled in conversation.
We ordered some food from the kitchen and a pot of green tea. The tea was served, drank, and the water refilled in the span of 15 minutes. Kunming is a chilly town, it was about 12C upon arrival here. The food eventually came and we ate quickly. It was quite tasty.
When our room was available, we went up and dropped off our things. We got a double room, since we would be here a couple of days and wanted to be able to spread out quite a bit to rearrange things in our bags. There were also quite a few electronics devices which needed charging and so would have to be left in the room while we couldn’t watch over them. The double room had a second room attached with a couch and a table, presumably for entertaining guests. One other notable thing was the lack of heat! But that was not a big problem and really only served to promote hanging out in the lounge.
After a quick shower and change of clothes, it was back to the lounge for some Internet time and to watch some DVDs on the huge TV setup. We were determined not to put on our boots or leave the place again for the rest of the day. It was time to relax and rest up after the grueling pace we’d set over the past few days. We accomplished our mission and had dinner and a beer there in the evening.
The next day, we were going to try to visit the Stone Forest, a local tourist attraction which seems to be a bunch of stones deposited at random in a field. I’m not that familiar with it, but it was apparently formed naturally while the region was underwater. It is about 2 hours outside of the city by bus. Private tours only accept between 4 and 6 people, the bus transfers are difficult and don’t get you all the way, and group tours had already left for the day.
So instead, we went to a set of mountains north of the city with the travelers we met from Belgium. These were nice, but a bit touristy, with a flea-market of sorts selling overpriced junk. But there were a couple of man-made features and shrines to see and photograph. We haggled with a guy to bring us all the way back to our hostel (we had to take a taxi, 2 busses, and a private van up) for 50Y, or less than $1 for each of the 7 of us.

Our train to Chengdu didn’t leave until 8pm, so we had pretty much an entire day to kill before getting on board. As it turned out, a friend of a friend of ours was living and working in Kunming! So we were able to get in touch with her and we met her for dinner. On the walk there, it started to rain for the first time since we’ve been traveling. It wasn’t fun.

But when we got to the restaurant we dried out fairly quickly. The dinner was good, and we ate some fairly exotic things. Like a dish made with black-skinned chicken, deep fried goat cheese, and a deep fried peanut dish. It was all really good, especially the peanuts. We caught a cab back to the hostel to get our stuff and then off to the train station.

The Q Club
The Q Club is the name we gave to a group of Quebecois and French people who are staying at the hostel. When we arrived on Monday morning, they were parked on the couch watching movies. When we went to bed that night, they were in the same position. We talked about it all day amongst ourselves and figured that they were probably just taking a break from doing things, the same way we were.
But the next morning, they were there again before we arrived! Watching movies and sitting on the couch like a bunch of couch potatoes. After we returned from the mountains, at around 6pm, they were still where they were sitting when we had left. So Brian decided he needed to take over the couch. He had to sit through a couple of bad movies, but with the help of our Belgian friends, he did it. The Q Club is probably on that couch right now, fearing that at any moment a multinational coalition will retake their spots.

China — First Impressions

To enter China, we had to catch the Hong Kong metro to the north-most city, right across the border from China. Then we went through the exit process for HK and walked across a bridge over a river. On one side was the Hong Kong Administrative Region, on the other, the Peoples’ Republic of China. In between, there were barbed-wire encrusted 20 foot high walls rising up out of a 30 foot wide river. This was a serious attempt to keep people from crossing from one to the other. It will be tougher getting back out of the country than it was getting in.
Everything here is under construction, much as it was in Hong Kong. On the train trip from Shenzen to Guanzhou, we saw dozens of large construction projects going on. Railways being put in, highways and overpasses being constructed, underground infrastructure being installed. Everywhere, it seemed, there were piles of raw materials and piles of debris. Most of the work is being done by batallions of workers, with primitive tools and sparse machinery.
We have also gotten lots of stares from people. Some look friendly and inquisitive, and a very few have been glaring and suspicious. We have had people run up and take our photos and asked us to pose with them for photos. We are apparently quite a novelty here. It is an interesting feeling to be gazed at when walking around. Not bad, it just makes you pay attention to what you are doing and saying. You realize that you may be the only white person these folks have ever seen and want to make sure to leave them with a positive first impression.

Just Like Shooting Wamp Rats

If you’re a Star Wars aficionado, you recognize the title of this post. It’s a reference to when Luke Skywalker and all the other pilots are sitting around trying to hit the magical hole that will blow up the Death Star. The hole is very small and the crafts that they’ll be flying are moving very fast. A comment is made that not even a computer could hit the hole in that situation. Why do I bring this up? Bathrooms on a train.
Let me explain. Many of the toilets here are little more than holes in the ground. They are like this on trains. It saves time and effort when cleaning — you can just hose down the whole area. But it means you have to squat down on the ground hugging your knees when performing certain bodily functions. So when you’re on a train going over 100kph, trying to hit a hole that’s about 4″ across….just like shooting wamp rats.

Internet Black Hole

I’ve been in China (Hong Kong doesn’t count) for about 4 days so far and have yet to touch a computer that has antivirus on it. They are all full of keyloggers and trojans — many of the same ones on several computers. But I set up this account so that when my account gets hijacked over here, it won’t be a big deal. The last city we were in (Guang Zhou) had tons of spyware and very slow Internet. This city (Yang Zhou, I think), at least has fast Internet.
But other than that, the country is very cool. I’ll write a bunch more later about what we’ve done in the last few days, but for now I need to get cleaned up and go out for dinner (aka beer). I might not be able to post for a few more days, depending on our schedule, but I’ll try to get some pictures online at some point.

Guangzhou & Shamian Island

Guangzhou is one of the closest cities to Hong Kong, and it has some fairly cool things in and around the city, so we decided to make this our first stop. There is an island there called Shamian Island which is in the middle of the Pearl River. The whole island is only about 1 mile across and a half mile east to west. There are a lot of places which speak English and have a bit higher quality accommodations than the rest of the city. We chose to stay on the island to ease our way into the Chinese language and culture.
While in Hong Kong, we made reservations to stay in the Guangdong Youth Hostel. This was a challenging and intimidating process thanks to the phones, area codes, and language barriers. Once we were connected to the hostel, they spoke enough English for us to get our name on the list for a place to stay.
When we arrived in Guangzhou, we left the train station and walked a few hundred yards to the metro station. Like the Hong Kong metro, you push a touch screen map of your destination and the display tells you how much to put in. There is even an option for English. Unlike HK, which uses paper slips, a plastic RFID token is dispensed which is then tapped against a sensor. To exit, the token is deposited and the turnstile opens if you are exiting at the correct station.
We got off the metro and walked across the bridge to the island. It was markedly different from the rest of the city, it seemed calmer and greener, and it seemed more planned out. There was a map there to show us where to go and we followed the road around until we came to a barricade with both an Army and a Police Officer. We asked them if they spoke English and they did so exceptionally well. They directed us to take a different road to the hostel, so we did. Later we found out that both the American and Polish consulates are inside the guarded compound. There were quite a few westerners walking around.
The hostel was clean, and the room large and comfortable. It cost 200 Yuan per night, about the same as our hostel in Hong Kong, which was smaller, dirtier, louder, and generally much less desirable. We both took short naps, with the TV blaring away on the only English channel out of the few that came in. I was feeling a bit under the weather with a cold, so I decided to continue my nap while Brian went out and walked around.
After another hour or so, I was feeling a bit better and went out for a walk myself. I walked around the island a couple of times. It seemed like a tourist trap, with little shops everywhere selling the same overpriced trinkets and speaking the same smattering of English (“Hello!” “Very Beautiful” “Please, Welcome”). Most of the people who were working the shops were young, under 18, and female. There were lots of Terra Cotta Warrior chess sets, old coins, finger paintings, Mao books, pictures, hats, etc. Lots of general tourist junk. Lots of shops also had free stroller rental, free Internet, lots of baby clothes, and laundry services.
We found out that most of the westerners were there to adopt kids. Apparently, you must stay in China for at least a month before you are allowed to adopt a child. Since families are only allowed to have one child in order to control the population, many of the disabled or female babies are given up for adoption. This is likely why so many of the things on the island were a bit off. Everything was catering to these western adoptors, playing on their emotions with things that would remind them of the baby they hoped to take home.
We made friends with some of the kids running one of the shops and ate dinner with them at their shop. They seemed like nice folks and were fun to talk with, but were constantly trying to push the tourist junk on us. I guess they must think that Americans really want to buy that stuff. I know that quite a few of the westerners there overpaid and bought things just to support the local economy in the hopes that it would help the orphans and disabled children.
The city has a few Buddhist temples and I went and visited one. There were several beggars outside, some with birth defects, some with bad injuries, some who were just dirty. One old lady tried running me off the sidewalk into the street so I would give her some money, laughing the whole time. I pushed past her. It was sad to see, so I didn’t stick around outside too long.
I also went to a park. It had a lake, a statue area, a couple of large towers, a part of an old city wall, and a statue dedicated to 4 rams. These rams supposedly descended from heaven and founded the city, or something like that. Much of the mythology was lost on me. However, the hilarity of the rules for entry were not. It was apparently against the rules to “schlep things that are flammability or dynamist.” I followed this rule. I think. But I was unclear about the “Hydrogen balls and pets” about which they spoke.
Overall, it was a good place to start our traveling in China. I wouldn’t want to go back — I felt like we saw and did everything there was — but I enjoyed the time we spent there. The next stop on our tour would have us going to Guilin and catching a boat down to Yangshou, a sleepy little town in the countryside of about 300,000. That is far and away the smallest place we’ve been, and should be a good way to rest up from the mass of humanity that is the larger cities.

Holy Macau

Yesterday we went to Macau. It is a bit like the Las Vegas of China — it has tons of casinos and ads for scantily clad women. It also has one of the world’s 10 largest man-made structures. We visited that and it was kind of cool. We got to watch somebody jump off attached to an elastic rope and two guide wires. I also realized that two more of the 10 largest man-made structures are in Shanghai and Moscow, so we’ll get to see those on the trip.

Macau also has quite a few religious places. It was a Portuguese colony, so many of the early settlers were Catholic Priests. There are a couple of old churches here, one of which was destroyed in a fire and lays in ruins. But the front wall is still standing and offers a look at what the church would have been like.

Directly behind the ruins is a Buddhist shrine, demonstrating the theme of the island: East Meets West. There are other Buddhist shrines and temples in the country, including some which are very old and still active. I accidentally stumbled into some kind of ceremony and was rushed out by one of the non monastic caretakers.

One of the kids playing games here in the “Internet King” moved from his computer to one right next to mine. I guess the speakers were too quiet over there. It’s a roaring hell of Asian techno dance music in here, so I’m going to cut this short. That’s about all there was to Macau, anyway. It was a nice place to visit, but I’m glad we didn’t stay there overnight.

Trip to Kowloon

This morning we woke up at about 8am and decided to go to Kowloon. This is a peninsula north of HKI with some crazy outdoor markets and a few museums. But first, we wanted to go get some breakfast — a meal that is hard to come by here. Most restaurants don’t open until 10 or 11am; even the Starbucks stays closed until 8am.

But we’d spotted a Krispy Kreme the night before and Ottav had a hankering for some donuts and coffee. On the way, we spotted a pastry shop open for business and headed in. They had croissants, rolls, jellies, and cakes stuffed with sausage, ham, egg, beankurd, etc. In short order, we decided we’d hit the KK another time. It was delicious.

So we walked down to the harbor and the Hong Kong Convention Centre. We strolled around there a bit before hopping on the quick (10min) cheap ($2.2HKD) ferry to Kowloon. We went to the Hong Kong Museum of Art.

The jade exhibit was nice, showcasing carvings from the neolithic up to modern times. Some of it looked like candy or decorative soap. The surface was translucent or prismatic — not what I think of from Jade.

Next we went to see the Gallery of Chinese Painting and Calligraphy. These were a variety of scrolls, fans, and paper painted in a traditional style. Some looked very well considered, without a single brush stroke out of place, but some looked splotchy like a kid’s watercoloring. I’m sure I just don’t know what makes them highly skilled works.

The highlight of the museum was a special exhibition called “Crossroads of East and West” by an artist named Wucius Wong. You could clearly see how the artist’s style progressed through the last half century. During his early years, he seems to have dabbled in all styles, from more traditional Chinese art, to pointilism, cubism, impressionism, and charcoal sketching. Later, his works take on a unique style which can be breathtaking. In some, it seems that the artist has created a reverse pointilism style, where the painting looks like a bunch of dots and chaos from afar, but up close the structure and detail emerge. Some of it was over my head to really appreciate and I felt as if I were falling. I wanted to buy some prints, but they didn’t really have any at the gift shop.

Then we went to the central shopping district of Kowloon, called Tsim Sha Tsui. This is an open air market with tons of massage parlors, both reflexology (foot massage) and the more traditional kind. Old women would walk up to us and talk in Cantonese, handing us flyers. One had an ad for a strip club on the other side. There were also dozens of tailor shops, apparently mostly staffed by Indian men who wanted to sell their “good friends” (us) suits. We really don’t look like we would be the type of folks who would buy suits with our beards and long unwashed hair.

We grabbed a quick snack at a street vendor — a purple sweet potato! It was good, but could have benefited from some butter and brown sugar. Later we found a strange little fast food noodlehouse, probably a chain. It was good and filling. Then we caught the subway back to our hostel.

Later, for an early dinner — more of an afternoon tea — we went across the street to a seafood place. I guess we got there during the tea time, because they didn’t have much in the way of seafood and only a limited menu. The food was delicous, the best I’ve had in Hong Kong, and we got the bottomless pot of tea we’ve been searching for. This was also wonderful. The prices were so low, we thought we were reading the menu wrong. I’d love to go back.

Second Day — Action Packed!

This post will be fairly brief, since I didn’t take notes and want to get it up quickly. Yesterday, we did a ton of walking around. We went from our hostel in the Causeway Bay section of Hong Kong Island to the Mid-Level district (interactive map) to see about hitting up this dim sum place that the Lonely Planet suggested. It wasn’t open yet, so we ate breakfast at a place across the street. While we were there, we looked up some more things to do.

We did some shopping for camera stuff, then we went and rode up the longest escalator in the world (800m long). It is really more of a system of escalators which go way up on the mountain on HKI.

From there, we walked to the Hong Kong Zoo, a free zoo with some cool animals and plants. It’s on the side of a mountain overlooking the downtown part of the city. Pretty nice.

Then we started walking back down the hill until we got to the Victoria Peak Trolley. We took that up to nearly the top of the mountain. There are some great views from there, as well as being a tourist trap.

After we came back down, we were both pretty tired, so we walked back to our hostel. Along the way, we stopped and got some really cool time lapse pics of trolleys, crosswalks, traffic, etc. I’ll post those if we can get them off of Brian’s camera and into a format that is viewable.

After that, we were exhausted so we just went to bed.

Flight to Hong Kong and First Day

We landed in Taipei a bit late and still had plenty of time to get to the next flight — another 747. The Taipei airport looks quite a bit nicer at first, but then we got to an older section where it had obviously seen a lot of traffic before it became non-smoking. I got a nice pic of a sign informing us that the ROC (Republic of China) does not take kindly to drug smugglers. On the last flight, Brian and I both had exit row seating.

This gave us about 5 feet of room between our seat and the one in front, plus a tall spot on the plane where it was easy to stand up. For the two hour puddle jump to HKG, we were in normal seats. I was on the aisle where peoples’ bags kept bumping me, and Brian was in a middle seat. Definitely a step down in comfort, but it’s only about an hour and a half. This is also the first part of the trip that we would be doing in daylight. We’d been traveling more than 24 hours straight by this point. I’d slept about 6 hours and it was 10am when we got to HKG, but I wasn’t tired at all.

Hong Kong airport is very nice. Customs and Immigration was very smooth and professional. The first order of business was to grab some cash. We located an ATM and went to do that. I tried getting $800HKD. But the ATM rejected me and said that I needed to call my bank. I tried again with the same result. Then I tried my MasterCard, but I don’t know the PIN for it. So I went to the currency exchange place with the big MasterCard sign on it. They informed me that they could give me any currency except HKD, but suggested I try another bank of ATMs located on the next floor up. I went to that spot, run by the Bank of China, and waited in line for one of the 4 machines there. When one became available, I walked up to it and noticed a wad of cash, about $5,000HKD! I motioned for the security guard to come over, and he watched over the stack until the ATM pulled it back in. I could have been rich. Instead, I pulled out $1,600HKD of my own money; my card worked after all.

The airport was very nice, but the light rain and subway system is probably even nicer. The trains move silently and quickly and there is a great info display to tell you where you are, where you’re headed, and whate else is ahead. We got to our station, went up to street level, and set out to find our hostel. We found the building, a 15 story condo building where three hostels have several rooms. It is a fairly nice place, with free Internet (only one computer works), and the hardest beds ever (pillows to match).

After we got settled, the first mission was getting some food. Brian had heard of a great dim sum place about a mile away. So we headed out to that, walking through the streets. There were lots of sights, sounds, and smells along the way, some of them good, most of them foul. Jackhammering, sewage, refuse, sawzall, exhaust, smog, etc. There were also some small shrines in doorways where insence had burned and which sometimes had apples or other offerings. Neither of us was quite sure what they are for.

Everything is under construction here. From the sewers to the high rises, the city is breaking its neck to improve. One interesting thing they do here is that they use bamboo as scaffolding. It is reusable, so you’ll see stacks of bamboo at construction sites that have obviously been used sevreal times. That seems pretty smart, and I wonder why there’s not more of that going on in the US. Sounds like an industry waiting to be born.

The dim sum was good, and we got some local river fish that they called “yellow fish”. I’m not sure what it was, but it was very good. It was served with something like a sweet-and-sour salsa, which was also great. We each had a Tsing Tao, which is a German-style lager. Very good and very drinkable. There are plenty of bars here and I’m sure we’ll have more of these. There are actually a disturbing number of Irish pubs and English and American style bars. There are also several strip clubs.

On the way back to the hostel, we looked for some place to get some tea, but there didn’t seem to be any place that served it besides Starbucks and another chain coffee house. I guess that the residents here don’t go out for tea and make it themselves, instead.

When we got back, it was about 4pm, so we decided to take a nap and then go out and see the town at night. I napped for about 3 hours then went to go use the Internet briefly. The hostel-run computer was in use, so I went to a place around the corner. It is noisy with music and game sounds coming from nearly every computer. It is a cacophony of noise here and nobody seems to care that they can’t hear themselves think. After a few minutes of that, I left and just walked around the town at night.

It is really beautiful here, lit up in neon and incandescent colors. Everything moves and the people surge in waves going for groceries, clothes, food, or whatever. There is a park very near our place that has gardens, tennis courts, basketball, swimming, etc. It was great to walk through there. After that, I went back to the hostel and went to bed. Brian and I were both too exhausted to go out.

Atlanta to LAX

Brian and I arrived at the airport within 10 minutes of each other and met at Baggage Carousel 1, beside the Delta counters, then he went to those counters and checked in first, since his plane was leaving an hour before mine. Then we went to Airtran so I could check in. We had each covered our backpacks with thick garbage bags to prevent the miscellaneous baggage handling incidents from damaging them. Delta was just fine with this, but Airtran had a problem. Terry informed me that the plastic bag would damage their carousel belt. I told him that Delta had no issues with the damage on their equipment. He astutely observed that they were NOT Delta. He seemed exasperated by having to point this out to me, since I obviously had no idea. He seemed a bit offended that I would expect him to provide the same level of service offered by other airlines — I have even checked garbage bags full of loose clothing on two other airlines. I didn’t point out to Tony that the buckles on my bag are made of plastic and the material the bag is made of is plastic and would therefore be just as likely to damage their carousel.

I’m about halfway into the flight as I’m writing this (note: I’m typing this in at a different time). The flight has been bumpy, but tolerable. Business class is pretty neat. The seats are wide and have plenty of legroom. The flight attendants come around very often and it was hard for me to adjust. I had to say “no” to the third refill of water, as I have a long way left to go. In coach class, 3 glasses of water would be about 4 hours worth of flight time. The two girls in front of me are a bit superficial, but they’re from LA. One shares a plastic surgeon as somebody famous (I didn’t recognize the name), and also apparently knows Jessica Biel. Or at least that’s what I’ve overheard. They also drink white wine on the rocks.

The woman sitting next to me in the aisle seat is from Los Angeles and is a producer/writer. She’s very nice and we had a few good discussions. We talked about traveling and the countries we’ve been to. She got married and lived in France for 3 years. She developed a pilot for a TV show apparently about computer hackers. That led us to talking about my job and all of the ins and outs of who the people are who break into computer systems, etc. It was pretty nice talking to somebody who’s non-technical, but who has read a good deal about them.

The rest of the flight was uneventful. We landed and taxied into the terminal. I was really surprised at how shabby LAX is. I guess I had expected the place to be covered in gold with paparazzi running everywhere trying to catch the latest snapshot of whoever is hot this week in Hollywood. The famous people must use a different airport.

I grabbed my bag and was relieved that there was no damage to it other than a couple of scuffs. War Wounds. Getting from domestic baggage claim to the international ticketing area was not too navigable. I had to leave the building, walk about 100 meters — I opted not to take the shuttle that distance — go up some stairs, and locate the proper area to check in. Thanks to some decent directions and lucky guessing, I found it. But when you go to check in, you can’t just get in line with your checked luggage. You have to get in a line to give your bag to some handlers who run it through a big scanner. Then you get in a line to get your bag back. Only you don’t get to touch your bag, somebody else escorts you, pushing the bag on a cart, puts it in a corral, then someone else gets it from the herd and takes it to the counter. The whole thing seemed like a racket for the bag carriers’ union, but airports are rarely ever run efficiently. The process reminded me of the Dr. Seuss cartoon with the Sneeches lining up and then going and getting right back into a different line. It didn’t make it easier that native Spanish speakers were trying to give directions to native Asian-language speakers.

But the line moved smoothly and I was able to get to the terminal quickly. Now I’m on the plane, about 2 hours into the flight. I know that I should sleep, but I am resisting closing my eyes out of spite for losing even a minute’s worth of experiences. But I think I’ll turn off the light and get some rest now. Less than a minute, I’m sure.